Question:
Pointing to a man, a girl said he's the only son-in-law of the grandfather of my mother's only daughter.
How is the man related to the girl?
A bonus.
My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me – or at least, sew it seams.
I love jokes about eyes – the cornea, the better.
My wife tripped and dropped the basked of clothes she’d just ironed. I watched it all unfold.
I decided to get some velcro for my shoes instead of laces, why knot?
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
I’m giving dead batteries away, free of charge.
What do you call a small mother? A minimum.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down
My English teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns." I said, "Who, me?"
Too much pi gives you a large circumference
History. History. Did I just rewrite history?
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giants' fingers
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide.
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic
My dad farted in the lift, it was wrong on so many levels
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
“I've just injected steroids into my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm
I was telling my friend I hate backgammon and draughts. He said "Hate chess too?"
I said, "Don't even get me started on that high-speed rail project."
British people are like coconuts. Hard on the outside but sweet once you crack us.
Also often found full of alcohol and holding an umbrella.
Quiz time! ???
Pointing to a man, a girl said he's the only son-in-law of the grandfather of my mother's only daughter.
How is the man related to the girl?
A bonus.
My tailor is happy to make a pair of pants for me – or at least, sew it seams.
I love jokes about eyes – the cornea, the better.
My wife tripped and dropped the basked of clothes she’d just ironed. I watched it all unfold.
I decided to get some velcro for my shoes instead of laces, why knot?
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
I’m giving dead batteries away, free of charge.
What do you call a small mother? A minimum.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down
My English teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns." I said, "Who, me?"
Too much pi gives you a large circumference
History. History. Did I just rewrite history?
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giants' fingers
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide.
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic
My dad farted in the lift, it was wrong on so many levels
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
“I've just injected steroids into my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm
I was telling my friend I hate backgammon and draughts. He said "Hate chess too?"
I said, "Don't even get me started on that high-speed rail project."
British people are like coconuts. Hard on the outside but sweet once you crack us.
Also often found full of alcohol and holding an umbrella.