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The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean,
He has a beautiful smile,
And keep his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children,
And will raise them by your side,
He is a good father,
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man likes cooking,
Cleaning and vacuum too,
He will do anything in his power,
To convey the feeling of love on to you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name,
He is a best friend to your mother,
And kisses away your pain.

He never made you cry,
Or hurt you in anyway,
To hell with this endless poem,
The perfect man is GAY