If you haven't already seen it.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwwdQCqfVzjWTWxIdEZtWXhWRDA/view
Cr: Steven Ng & ภาษาจีนกลาง สำหรับผู้เริ่มเรียน @ Facebook
A bonus joke.
http://kathleen.littlethings.com/little-girl-blackout-baby-delivery-joke/?utm_source=LTas&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=babies
As that old familiar saying goes, “Kids say the darnedest things!” And considering how wild their imaginations are, it’s really no wonder why!
Kids’ imaginations are so active that they truly believe in the existence of invisible friends, monsters beneath their beds, and fairies who exchange their teeth for cash.
It’s pretty bizarre, but also undeniably cute and hilarious — especially when their innocent perspective offers a fresh take on some pretty adult themes, like marriage, falling in love, and what adulthood is actually like. And if you’ve never heard a kid give dating advice, I suggest you check out those funny pearls of wisdom at your soonest convenience.
Yet, there is one story about one little girl’s take on a very serious subject — childbirth — that gets me chuckling every time. Her perspective is so innocent and so funny, you’ll be sharing this gem of a story with all of your friends tonight…
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed, 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded…
“He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place! Smack his ass again!”
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwwdQCqfVzjWTWxIdEZtWXhWRDA/view
Cr: Steven Ng & ภาษาจีนกลาง สำหรับผู้เริ่มเรียน @ Facebook
A bonus joke.
http://kathleen.littlethings.com/little-girl-blackout-baby-delivery-joke/?utm_source=LTas&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=babies
As that old familiar saying goes, “Kids say the darnedest things!” And considering how wild their imaginations are, it’s really no wonder why!
Kids’ imaginations are so active that they truly believe in the existence of invisible friends, monsters beneath their beds, and fairies who exchange their teeth for cash.
It’s pretty bizarre, but also undeniably cute and hilarious — especially when their innocent perspective offers a fresh take on some pretty adult themes, like marriage, falling in love, and what adulthood is actually like. And if you’ve never heard a kid give dating advice, I suggest you check out those funny pearls of wisdom at your soonest convenience.
Yet, there is one story about one little girl’s take on a very serious subject — childbirth — that gets me chuckling every time. Her perspective is so innocent and so funny, you’ll be sharing this gem of a story with all of your friends tonight…
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed, 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded…
“He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place! Smack his ass again!”