ตอนเราอยู่ต่างแดนคลุกคลีกับพวกฝรั่งตั้งแต่สมัยวัยรุ่นนะ เรารู้สึกว่าพวกฝรั่งมอง Valentine’s Day เป็นวันแห่งความรักน้อยกว่าคนไทยมองซะอีก โดยส่วนใหญ่แล้วพวกฝรั่งมักจะส่งคำอวยพรให้กันและกันแบบเหน็บแนมกันให้แสบๆคันๆตลกๆกันเล่นๆซะมากกว่า
ตอนเรากลับมาเมืองไทย เคยมีแฟนเป็นคนไทย แล้วโดนแฟนคนไทยเตือนให้นึกถึงความรักอันหวานซึ้งในวันวาเลนไทน์ บางทีเราก็ส่ายหัวแบบงงๆนะ เพราะเราติดนิสัยมองมันว่าเป็นวันที่ส่งคำอวยพรตลกๆให้กันและกันซะมากกว่า
เพื่อให้คนโสดหัวเราะได้ เราจะแปะคำอวยพรวันวาเลนไทน์ เป็น jokes ฝรั่งตลกๆแบบแสบๆคันๆ ให้อ่านแล้วหัวเราะกันเล่นๆสนุกๆจะได้ไม่ต้องเศร้าหมองกะอีกแค่เพราะไม่มีแฟนหรือเพราะหาใครมาควงในวันวาเลนไทน์ไม่ได้ เพราะตอนนี้เราก็ไม่มีแฟน แต่เราก็ยังหัวเราะได้...555+++....
เอ้าพวกเราคนโสดมาหัวเราะกันโดยการอ่าน jokes เหล่านี้...555+++...
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
I suspect you were cheating; your gift for me was too amazing.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday but I refuse to wear glasses!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Roses are red.
Sex is elementary.
Let's call up a friend,
And try double entry!
During this visit oh dear
As long as I'm here
You must sit in your chair.
I'll sit on your lap
And your thing I will trap
Oh so deep in my gap.
Roses are red
Bring your new friend
To both I surrend
Three minds will bend.
Traditions - no way!
So add toys to the fray
We can romp and play
Till the end of the day.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
what I thought was vaseline,
turned out to be glue!
Violets are Blue
Roses are thorny
Be my valentine
because I am horny!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just really
Wanna screw you!
I love you, I love you, I love you, so mighty. I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty. Don't be mistaken don't be misled, I mean on the washing line and not in bed.
I really do love you,
You're my heart's desire.
When we're together,
You set my world on fire.
I love you more than words can say,
I love you more each passing day
You're my life, you're my best friend,
My love to you won't ever end.
You look handsome, you look sweet,
Sit down over there, take a seat.
Tonight we have some games to play,
What happens now you have no say.
It's my turn, you are the guest,
You get naked and guess the rest.
Oh my love how you remind me of the sea
Not for being amazing, powerful and dramatic
No, you remind me of the sea my darling
Because when I’m close to you I feel sick
Sleepless nights of unforgetable moments
Sexual tension sinful pleasure
Naked bodies in a tight embrace
Aching with a burning desire
Passionate kisses so soft moist lips
Exploring tongues sexual licks
Stimulating raging heated passions
Lustful moons grinding motions
Caressing between paired thighs
Warm moistness silky flesh
Firmy gripping and stroking
A hard throbbing shaft
Legs entwined back arched up
Entering with incredible sensations
Breathing quickens every thrust
Penetrating faster deeper
Bodies trembling and quivering
With each rhythm is thrust
Breathless climax erupting
In wave after wave of esctasy
Expressions of pleasure
Moments shared together
If i could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea
But all these things
I’m finding impossible for me
But
I`ll love you forever and ever again
I wish I was your mirror
Hanging on your wall
Cos every time you get undressed
Guess who'd see it all?
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
I wrote your name on sand and it got washed.
I wrote your name in air and it was blown away.
Then, I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
Just don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
วาเลนไทน์แบบฝรั่งเพื่อคนโสดจะได้หัวเราะออก...555+++...
ตอนเรากลับมาเมืองไทย เคยมีแฟนเป็นคนไทย แล้วโดนแฟนคนไทยเตือนให้นึกถึงความรักอันหวานซึ้งในวันวาเลนไทน์ บางทีเราก็ส่ายหัวแบบงงๆนะ เพราะเราติดนิสัยมองมันว่าเป็นวันที่ส่งคำอวยพรตลกๆให้กันและกันซะมากกว่า
เพื่อให้คนโสดหัวเราะได้ เราจะแปะคำอวยพรวันวาเลนไทน์ เป็น jokes ฝรั่งตลกๆแบบแสบๆคันๆ ให้อ่านแล้วหัวเราะกันเล่นๆสนุกๆจะได้ไม่ต้องเศร้าหมองกะอีกแค่เพราะไม่มีแฟนหรือเพราะหาใครมาควงในวันวาเลนไทน์ไม่ได้ เพราะตอนนี้เราก็ไม่มีแฟน แต่เราก็ยังหัวเราะได้...555+++....
เอ้าพวกเราคนโสดมาหัวเราะกันโดยการอ่าน jokes เหล่านี้...555+++...
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
I suspect you were cheating; your gift for me was too amazing.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday but I refuse to wear glasses!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Roses are red.
Sex is elementary.
Let's call up a friend,
And try double entry!
During this visit oh dear
As long as I'm here
You must sit in your chair.
I'll sit on your lap
And your thing I will trap
Oh so deep in my gap.
Roses are red
Bring your new friend
To both I surrend
Three minds will bend.
Traditions - no way!
So add toys to the fray
We can romp and play
Till the end of the day.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
what I thought was vaseline,
turned out to be glue!
Violets are Blue
Roses are thorny
Be my valentine
because I am horny!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just really
Wanna screw you!
I love you, I love you, I love you, so mighty. I wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty. Don't be mistaken don't be misled, I mean on the washing line and not in bed.
I really do love you,
You're my heart's desire.
When we're together,
You set my world on fire.
I love you more than words can say,
I love you more each passing day
You're my life, you're my best friend,
My love to you won't ever end.
You look handsome, you look sweet,
Sit down over there, take a seat.
Tonight we have some games to play,
What happens now you have no say.
It's my turn, you are the guest,
You get naked and guess the rest.
Oh my love how you remind me of the sea
Not for being amazing, powerful and dramatic
No, you remind me of the sea my darling
Because when I’m close to you I feel sick
Sleepless nights of unforgetable moments
Sexual tension sinful pleasure
Naked bodies in a tight embrace
Aching with a burning desire
Passionate kisses so soft moist lips
Exploring tongues sexual licks
Stimulating raging heated passions
Lustful moons grinding motions
Caressing between paired thighs
Warm moistness silky flesh
Firmy gripping and stroking
A hard throbbing shaft
Legs entwined back arched up
Entering with incredible sensations
Breathing quickens every thrust
Penetrating faster deeper
Bodies trembling and quivering
With each rhythm is thrust
Breathless climax erupting
In wave after wave of esctasy
Expressions of pleasure
Moments shared together
If i could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea
But all these things
I’m finding impossible for me
But
I`ll love you forever and ever again
I wish I was your mirror
Hanging on your wall
Cos every time you get undressed
Guess who'd see it all?
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
I wrote your name on sand and it got washed.
I wrote your name in air and it was blown away.
Then, I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
Just don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.