What are you doing tonight?

i am staying home.

You’re going to say home on a Saturday night? Oh, come on ! How about eating out? I know a great place.

I can’t stand eating out on the weekend. All the restaurants are crowded, and you have to wait for ages for a table.

Why don’t we go to a disco, then?

I just feel like staying at home tonight.

But why?

OK. I’ll tell you the real reason. I really want to watch the final episode of the soap opera.

So that’s what it is! But you know what’s going to happen. Brent and Ashley are going to get married, and live happily ever after, and evil Suzan will pay for her bad deeds, and . . .

Please don’t tell me. I don’t want to hear.

I’ll tell you what. Why don’t we watch the show first and than go out and have a coffee?

Oh, that sound like a good idea.